adjectard

Describes those fools who feel it necessary to overuse adjectives to TRY to sound intelligent and well written.

He is a real adjectard when he uses the word superb over and over in the same story.

adjectard by Sir Asshat March 29, 2007

Adjectard

Any foolish retard who overuses pretentious adjectives repeatedly in their writing.

example: I Absolutely Think Your Blog Entry Was Superb!

That jackass who wrote that boring blog entry was an adjectard.

Adjectard by Superb Dumbass July 20, 2008

Adjecturd 

Any noun functionally modified so as to mean shit.

Him: Brownies are delicious.

Her: Not toilet brownies*

*Brownies being the operative adjecturd.

Adjecturd by Hugh Jweener October 13, 2008

adjectative verb 

Note: This definition describes the preposition. For the FBI, please speak loudly and clearly into your mobile device, even if it is turned off.

ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition

1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.

2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.

Since adjectative verb prepositions are a new concept to the English language, sighting them is as rare as the elusive Anglican Two-Puss of Rhodesia. Thus, the definition of said grammatical evolution pre-empts the creation of such descriptively verbacious words as collapshickal.

adjectative verb by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

anectardal 

adjective:
based on dim-witted personal observation, flawed case study reports, or random, thoughtless investigations rather than systematic scientific evaluation: anectardal evidence

Anectardally, nobody you know has died from COVID-19. It's clearly a hoax.

anectardal by ambitin January 18, 2021