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Actual Factual Fact

Actual Factual Fact is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

It's abreviuated to AFF
"I've had too much to drink. Actual Factual Fact"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"
Actual Factual Fact by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

the actual factual 

truth, current events, news, or the usual activities
Persistant Paul: So what's the latest?
News and Notes Nate: Oh so you want that actual factual?

(chillin' context)

Renegade Rob: What's goin' champion?
Chillin' in the Cut Charlie: Ain't nothin' but the actual factual.
the actual factual by Avery Smith December 13, 2007

what in the actual factual 

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026