when you dress up normal political behaviour to make it seem like it’s grounds for removal from office, but then it backfires and you don’t get what you want and go home crying.
favour-for-favour is literally the foundation of all politics. this case was a waste of time, as usual. give that man an acquittal!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).