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When you sneeze so hard in your car that you honk the horn with your forehead.
My uber didn't take her zyrtec, so there was some achonking on my ride home.
Achonk by PokeyDaClown June 5, 2018
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achondrophobia 

Fear of little people.
John Stamos has achondrophobia. Stop humping his leg Brad, cut it out.
achondrophobia by Skid_vfx June 21, 2018

achongus 

Bob: "Let's play achongus"
Jim: "It's so hot fam"
An odd type of species that originates from the name of Ashley. It is the Alter ego of the Ashley which is created by the split personality. The Achonce can be a vile creature which annoys many and has a tendency to show up places unexpectedly like a shadow. It also does not have a gender because it is so mysterious. The Achonce also likes to talk to its self on the computer. When it is not chatting about the meaning in life the Achonce possesses the Ashley and wreaks havoc on innocent beings by talking to them at the same time. The Achonce loves to make people uncomfortable and thrives off embarassement. Most believe it is just the Ashley playing an evil joke but really it is the Achonce using its mind control on Ashley. Achonce is also deeply in love with :putnam: the stupid face book smiley that nobody seems to know why he is there. The Achonce keeps believes in keeping shrines and keeps a shrine of putnam.
1. You embarass me way too much, are you sure your not an achonce?

2. Is it a guy or girl ? It must be an achonce!

3. Why dont you play a joke and pull an achonce?
Achonce by Vicky is awesome March 17, 2010
A very handsome and sexy gentleman of whom every girl dreams of having. If you have achoki in your life then you must be very lucky.
Achoki by Matrix254. December 23, 2017
when you sneeze so hard a large mass or ball of electric or flaming energy flies out of your mouth.

if you are a NPC this is usually coupled and two fly out one right after the other
Rick: dude you don't look too good. You ok?

Geoff: watch out imma bout to...

Rick: what?

Geoff: ah... AH! AHHH!

Rick: Oh my Go...

Geoff: ACHOOOOOUKEN!!!!!!!!!

Ted: holy shit!!! did you just achouken? rick is dead and his torso is missing

Geoff: yea i that bitch chun li gave me something!
Achouken by deoff the Gotdon March 31, 2012
Beautiful gorgeous girl, she is very sweet and a great friend. If you mess with her she will kick you in the balls.
Ainsley: Achok is so cute
James: Ikr I love herđź«¶đź«¶
achok by laniisamazingdici May 15, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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