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The person who responds dryly, often with an element of sarcasm or causticism underlying, to any given situation.
Ryan said to me after I asked him about his day: "I find that this day defines itself within a longer definition of "day". I'll let you know how I am when the "day" is done." I thought that this was a typical acerbic response from Ryan.
acerbic by lilulylo April 5, 2013
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A word that pretentious cunts say to try to look smart when they are pissed. Normal people just use the word sarcastic.
The mean man is being acerbic towards me.
acerbic by Blinky2310 April 13, 2016

acerbiscosity 

Having the hallmarks of a failed presidency, particularly in the style of George. W. Bush.
The acerbiscosity of the administration was all the more apparent when Jack Bauer found out the truth.
acerbiscosity by Njwlss April 26, 2006

acerbiter 

one who sleep with (too) many prostitutes
my buddy is such an acerbiter, he had to take a night off
acerbiter by acerbiter July 11, 2005

acerbicule 

The smallest indivisible unit of ironic criticism
Larry's lip curled in a revealing acerbicule.
acerbicule by robatsu July 14, 2009

Acerbicia 

-noun

From the root acerbic: harsh or severe, as of temper or expression: acerbic criticism.

acerbic things stem from here.
I'm the king of sarcasm. If I had a kingdom, it'd be called Acerbicia.
Acerbicia by jetmancap February 3, 2010
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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