Accelebate 

When u beat ur meat faster then the Laws Of Gravity Allow.

Accelebate - 'It's about time the pork sword got a seeing too'... (1Sec later)... 'Right, wats on T.V'!

Accelebate by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

Accelerated Reader 

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.

i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone

Accelerated Reader by pissyest bitch from stg June 17, 2012

Accelerate 

Accelerate is a beautiful written dnf smut(dream not found) fanfic found on AO3.

Hey man have you read that dnf book?
Which one accelerate?
Yeah that one it's really gay.

Accelerate by Your mom LOL XD💅✨ June 20, 2021

Cum wave particle accelerator 

The 4 by 4 123 abc Infinite cum waves are move at rapid speeds because of the 2 by 2 xbox 360 live membership converter which is the meiosis of the mitochondria

Person A: Hey how are you doing?

Person B: Cum wave particle accelerator

Person A: I agree

Cum wave particle accelerator by Punanijesus February 27, 2021

Accelerbator 

One who has realised they need to finish off masturbating quickly, or they'll be late.

I realised I was going to be late, so I had to finish quickly. Still got there on time. I'm such a pro accelerbator.

Accelerbator by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

farticle accelerator 

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

farticle accelerator by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

premature acceleration 

When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.

Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.

premature acceleration by Morgore December 18, 2008