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columbus academied 

1. To get mentally and physically attacked by your achedemic commitments at Columbus Academy in Columbus, Ohio.

2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.
1.

Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!

Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!

2.

Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!

Girl 2: Well, you learn more

Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!

academies of loudoun 

a magnet school in Loudoun County, Virginia that houses three sub-schools with a focus on STEM-based learning.

AOS. AET. MONROE. PRIDDY. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the PRIDDY Nation attacked. Only ERIC WILLIAMS, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new PUBLIC INFORMATION OFFICER, a SNOWBENDER named WAYDE BYARD. And although his SNOWBENDING skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe WAYDE can save the world.
friend: i dropped out of the academies of loudoun
me: oh same

academitzvah 

A good academic deed, usually limited to a higher education context.
When Laurie helped her labmate Brett on his journal submission, it was a real academitzvah.
academitzvah by BrentosTheFreshmaker November 17, 2011

Academitis 

Academitis is a condition that afflicts middle to upper class people educated to PhD level. Symptoms include: a distorted perception of self that is manifested as either arrogance or low self-esteem; fear of failure; blind ambition; self-imposed anxiety and depression with bouts of mania; mid- to high-level substance abuse. Sufferers of Academitis avoid discussing their emotions by intellectualizing them, frequently referring to books and articles written on the subject. The condition is likely to be accompanied by obsessive-compulsive behavior and thought processes.
I am not sure if I developed Academitis because of my PhD or if I am doing a PhD because I suffer from Academitis.
Academitis by TM5 January 23, 2014

academite 

A person belonging to the Academy of International Studies at Glenbrook South and North High Schools who has limited or no social skills, genius-level intellect, and the ability to be completely innocent of all wrong doing no matter what the evidence.
“It’s the middle of eighth period, can I see your pass?” “Mr. Paraprofessional, I’m an Academite, the attendance rules don’t apply to me.”
academite by Big Man69 May 22, 2009

Academies of Loudoun 

Goofy ahh school that gives everyone depression
“Hey man want to go to the Academies of Loudoun?”

“That goofy ahh depression school, hell nah.”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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