Absylution 

Some guy who makes music or something

Hey! Have you heard Absylution’s new album Overlooked?

“No”

Oh, how ‘bout his new Single beast. ?

“No.”

Absylution by Krrel December 15, 2021

absolution

Third album by the British band MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still one hell of an album.

I just bought Absolution.

absolution by RavenousPlant April 15, 2006

Absolution

Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs:

1. Intro
2. Apocalypse Please
3. Time is Running Out
4. Sing for Absolution
5. Stockholme Syndrome
6. Falling Away with You
7. Interlude
8. Hysteria
9. Blackout
10. Butterflies and Hurricanes
11. The Small Print
12. Endlessly
13. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
14. Ruled by Secrecy

My favorite song from Absolution is Time is Running Out.

Absolution by Kailey__09 May 19, 2009

Ablution 

1. Religious ritual, performed, a cleansing of the body.
2. A habit or routine.

Sally performed her morning ablutions which consisted of taking a shower, brushing her hair and teeth.

Ablution by Yegge June 18, 2006

Ablution 

- (In Islam) procedure for washing parts of the body using

water, typically in preparation for formal prayers

called in Arabic "Wudu".

When Muslims perform ablution they wash the face once,

wash both the arms including the elbows once,

Perform masah (the act of ritually cleaning the head or feet with a small amount of water, running the wet hands over the head or feet before prayer) of one-fourth of the head, and finally wash both the feet once up to and including the ankles.

Ablution by Iyad Mahdood January 25, 2013

New Year's Absolution 

Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.

Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'

Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'

Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'

Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.

New Year's Absolution by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Final Assolution 

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

Final Assolution by HDog June 20, 2015