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Absotootely 

Absotootely is another way of saying absolutely... It is more fun at say as the 'toot' in the middle of the word relates to the bowel passing the flatulence which is also known as farting, passing gas, tooting, and many others.
"Hey do you wanna come over to my house?"

"Absotootely!!!"

"Hahah nice word... Just don't 'toot' when you're at my house!"
Absotootely by Beth Wright September 2, 2013
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absatootly 

A more excited, silly word for absolutely. A form of major agreement.
"Hey Paige, want to sit on beanbag chits in my concrete basement eating the dead crickets we find?"
"Absatootly, Gerome!"
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Absonotely 

The combination of absolutely and not in one easy to say word.
"Did you understand all of that?"
"Absonotely"
Absonotely by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004

absotootilootly 

the silliest possible way of saying absolutely. conveys comedic undertones.
I absotootilootly understand the necessity of rawring.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004