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Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

above average by Jon December 26, 2006

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above average

when a gay guy compliments someone’s appearance

“omg do you see that hot guy over there?”
“yeah he’s above average”

above average by yuritarded695959595 December 18, 2019

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above average

Being between "that's good" and "splendid, superb". Intonation matters.

your anal twitch is above average.

above average by badman_bat June 17, 2016

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Above Average Joe

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.

Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww

Above Average Joe by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019

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Above average penis

Usually associated with a guy named matthew

Um hello based department

Above average penis

Above average penis by Matt on crack 47 April 20, 2023

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Above-Average Stranger

A stranger that you see more than you should or too often.

Above-Average Stranger Danger! Above-Average Stranger Danger!

Above-Average Stranger by CrYpTiK N November 17, 2016

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above average mate

the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)

Man Jennifer is an above average mate! I would love to be with her!

above average mate by uthotmommayeah January 20, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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