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aboosing the goose 

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.
Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."
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Abooding 

The act of flawlessly executing a complex or high-skill play in a game, only to catastrophically fail at the final, simplest moment — usually by missing a shot. "Abooding" is when a player performs a sequence of high-skill moves or a genius-level play that should’ve been a guaranteed highlight — only to completely fumble the final execution. It’s that tragic moment where excellence builds up to a climax, and then collapses in the most unexpected and avoidable way possible. "Abooding" got it's name from a person named "Abood the Real," naturally coming from his immaculate mind-plays in games and abysmal shots he takes in.
"Abooding" could be defined as "Bro, you abooded that." instead of "Bro, you screwed that over."
Abooding by hharp October 6, 2025
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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