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aboosing the goose 

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.
Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."
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Abooding 

The act of flawlessly executing a complex or high-skill play in a game, only to catastrophically fail at the final, simplest moment — usually by missing a shot. "Abooding" is when a player performs a sequence of high-skill moves or a genius-level play that should’ve been a guaranteed highlight — only to completely fumble the final execution. It’s that tragic moment where excellence builds up to a climax, and then collapses in the most unexpected and avoidable way possible. "Abooding" got it's name from a person named "Abood the Real," naturally coming from his immaculate mind-plays in games and abysmal shots he takes in.
"Abooding" could be defined as "Bro, you abooded that." instead of "Bro, you screwed that over."
Abooding by hharp October 6, 2025
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026