An Abo's handbag refers to the plastic bag that is used to contain the cheap wine (goon) sold in cardboard boxes. The bag has a tap attached that can be pressed to release the wine.
Abo is slang for an Aborigine....the native race of Australia. Aborigines are considered alcoholics by many.
To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australianaboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.
Australian slang for a 750ml stubby (Longneck bottle, as opposed to the traditional 375ml stubby) of beer. Most abo stubbies are cheap australian beers.
The term Abo stubby comes from the fact that aboriginals, or Abos, refer to longnecks as stubbies because they are alwayas drunk off their centrelink payments and a 375ml stubby just doesnt cut it for them.
Hey check out how fast that drunk fuck slamming down those abo stubbys, what an anzac.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.