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Treat your Body like an Amusement Park 

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"
"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

Abusement park 

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.
Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.
Abusement park by YAWA June 5, 2015

Amusement park hangover 

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.
Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

Abusement Park 

A metaphoric phrase that represents a place or place in time where "abuse" has taken place. Mostly used in a comical manner to define a place of debauchery.
Welcome to the Abusement Park. Drugs are on the left, prostitutes on the right.
Abusement Park by blindswordzman January 6, 2007

Self Abusement 

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you
Self Abusement by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

amusement park pussy 

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room
"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"
amusement park pussy by Icee Chill February 26, 2015
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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