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A Horny Teenage Boy who gets random erections during school and flex it to everyone thinking they have a big penis!!!!
All boys at school abject their penis by flexing their penis in my face thinking it was big but it was small
Abject by JCore_leaked February 7, 2020

abject failure 

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.
It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

abject cuckold 

A sad, self-victimizing, stress-addled man whose wife/girlfriend has keeps his balls in a locked box while she takes dick from real men.

Abject cuckoldry is usually associated with skinny-fatness and gender-inappropriate maternal instinct.
Tony is an abject fucking cuckold. I can't remember a relationship where his woman wasn't getting plowed by someone twice his size.

See that abject cuckold over there? I can see why his lady's getting sluiced elsewhere; look at him, it's just in his nature.
abject cuckold by Tex Tile May 29, 2017

abject hackneyed game 

stupid server bannned me for not undertsanding the intricasies of poo jokes.......i used to be friends with someome who loved poo so much like it was literalloy his faveourite thing in the world and then he DIED.......so sorry for trying to honour his memory i gues.....
I HATE ABJECT HACKNEYED GAME AAAAARGH *flies into a rage like a methed up chimpanzee and destroys everything in my path*

An Abject Hackneyed Game

A Tally Hall Discord server that is the closest thing to hell on Earth. The members work as a hivemind to make everyone hate them, including the members of Tally Hall. They are very unfunny, even though they have a rule against being unfunny. Often referred to as abject.
Person 1: "I've been thinking about joining An Abject Hackneyed Game."
Person 2: "Don't"

An Abject Hackneyed Game

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An Abject Hackneyed Game, colloquially known as "Abject", is bad. I am very clever for being able to point out this hilarious fact.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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