1. Saggy, pointy breasts.
2. Hefty man boobs.
I'm a football fuckin' hooligan! Me mum's got 1930s, me dad's got 'em, and when I stopped playin' football some little 1930s sprouted where me pecs used to be.
I was about to fool around with a really hot French exchange student, but when she took off her wonder bra, I was shocked to learn she had 1930s tits. Horrified, I picked up my pants and left.
A sad, self-victimizing, stress-addled man whose wife/girlfriend has keeps his balls in a locked box while she takes dick from real men.
Abject cuckoldry is usually associated with skinny-fatness and gender-inappropriate maternal instinct.
Tony is an abject fucking cuckold. I can't remember a relationship where his woman wasn't getting plowed by someone twice his size.
See that abject cuckold over there? I can see why his lady's getting sluiced elsewhere; look at him, it's just in his nature.
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The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
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The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
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