abdopted
Jimmy was abdopted from St. Mary's Orphanage just the other day. He now lives with a strange woman who didn't want to go through the paperwork for adopting.
abdopted by Boliver Shagnasty December 2, 2009
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Abdopted
Abdopted by dankmememendank@gmail.com February 11, 2020
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Mum, am I adopted?
Mum, am I adopted? by Gitewwlahye January 28, 2021
adopted
A person that doesn't need to be sad because they are adopted. Some people are actually happy in adopted families.
adopted by who else..? November 23, 2014
You're adopted!
A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.
NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.
NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.
NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.
NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.
Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"
Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"
Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!
Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...
Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"
Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!
Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...
You're adopted! by TheLightDreamer June 29, 2012
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