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cock apron 

Someone who is known for cleaning up cum from someone else's ejaculation with any part of their body (normally the mouth)
Jen you are such a good "cock apron."
cock apron by JaySmoove June 16, 2016

cock apron 

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.

aaroncochran 

The timeless art of tricking your woman while she is layin in bed looking for the remote for the tv. You carefully tell her "here it is" but have your weiner in your hand under the covers so she grabs your boner instead. This is usually performed when the man comes home after drinkin and she is already clearly not in the mood.
I gave my hoebag the aaroncochran last night, she was so pissed she almoast ripped it off!
aaroncochran by thebreeze April 5, 2008