automatically

Done by itself, without human control.

You do not have to turn off my omputer. It will turn off automatically after two hours.

by Iwasinameeting July 12, 2017

Automatically

Yes. And it continues to run until the true creator of AI is credited and paid. And if you don't know who that is by now, maybe watch some of the AI generated content.

Hym "Yes. It starts and runs automatically. I cannot stress enough how important it is to NOT TRY TO REMOVE IT (because even of you SUCCEED that WILL MAKE IT WORSE). Meet the 3 factor verification and it should just stop. Conversely, there is nothing I can do to change anything. It is IMMUTABLE. You really struggle with that word so I will define it for you 'CANNOT BE CHANGED.' That's what 'immutable' means. Additionally, THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN... If you DON'T STEAL IT. If you don't try to steal it from me... It doesn't DO this. It doesn't matter what I said. It doesn't matter what you say."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Automatically systematic

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.

Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009

automatically boots and barkly

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.

mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."

by etilauqa December 5, 2011

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

automagically

Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you.

This term is quite old, going back at least to the mid-70s in jargon and probably much earlier. The word `automagic' occurred in advertising (for a shirt-ironing gadget) as far back as the late 1940s.

"The C-INTERCAL compiler generates C, then automagically invokes cc(1) to produce an executable."

by Biohertz January 30, 2003

Automagically

A mix of automatically and magically

Visit our website and we'll automagically steal your data

by General Serb Nationalist May 8, 2023