automathically 

According to Vi Hart, something in nature that happens, not because of chance or some greater plan, but because there is mathematically no other way that it could happen, because it is bound to happen.

All that these flower bits are doing is growing where there is most room for them. The rest happens automathically.

automathically by Feuermurmel January 25, 2014

Automatically systematic 

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.

Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

Automatically systematic by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009

automagically 

Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you.

This term is quite old, going back at least to the mid-70s in jargon and probably much earlier. The word `automagic' occurred in advertising (for a shirt-ironing gadget) as far back as the late 1940s.

"The C-INTERCAL compiler generates C, then automagically invokes cc(1) to produce an executable."

automagically by Biohertz January 30, 2003

Automagically 

A mix of automatically and magically

Visit our website and we'll automagically steal your data

Automagically by General Serb Nationalist May 8, 2023

automagically 

adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.

I installed Windows, and it screwed up my system automagically!

automagically by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

automatically boots and barkly 

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.

mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."

automatically boots and barkly by etilauqa December 5, 2011

automagically 

When you have coffee, work gets done automagically

Wow, how did you get 30 hours of work done in 5?

Automagically.

automagically by flyingrunion June 9, 2018