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ASVAB Waiver 

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
ASVAB Waiver by NoMotards December 16, 2011
Related Words
ASVAB • ASVAB Waiver • asab • AvaB • asabea • ashab • Assabet • Ashabi • asiaboo • Assable
Its a name given from a lineage...beautiful and well behaved ladies are called by this name...they have a good heart...they cares a lot and when they love, they love to the fullest.
Ashabi is a good girl...I love her so much
Ashabi by ashabi February 19, 2019
someone who is cringey as hell and obsessed with asian culture, specially east asian but sometimes southeast asian when they are not asian at all.
that white girl who says that she's korean is such a asiaboo. She also tries to speak japanese and wears kimonos.
asiaboo by FFFhellom8 June 3, 2018
Texting slang that means "as a bitch".
"I'm high asab"

Or
"I'm tired asab!!!!"
ASAB by xqueen February 19, 2017
Asabis are rare and beautiful humanoid creatures found mostly in Western Africa (though recent reports have indicated that some have been spotted throughout North America, Australasia and parts of the Caribbean).

Asabis vary in shape, size and flesh colour, and tend to be mostly female. It is unknown at this time if a male counterpart exists.

Asabis are very intelligent and creative and, can be very aggressive sexual partners. These creatures are also very playful and in most cases very loyal.
The Asabi licked the rim of her margarita glass and in a sultry voice said, "I like things salty."
Asabi by Oceans597 February 3, 2010
meaning "as a bitch" it's more exaggerated than "asf".
Rico: I got a new dog today *sends pic of the dog*
Willow: LMFAOOOOO WTFK YO DOG UGLY ASAB
asab by sickgirlkai November 28, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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