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Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery
after joining the military its a test you take to see what jobs you qualify for

sweet dude i passed the ASVAB
now i can be a cook!

ASVAB by laxmiddie10 October 6, 2008

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ASVAB Waiver

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.

I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..

ASVAB Waiver by NoMotards December 16, 2011

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Ashabi

Its a name given from a lineage...beautiful and well behaved ladies are called by this name...they have a good heart...they cares a lot and when they love, they love to the fullest.

Ashabi is a good girl...I love her so much

Ashabi by ashabi February 19, 2019

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asiaboo

someone who is cringey as hell and obsessed with asian culture, specially east asian but sometimes southeast asian when they are not asian at all.

that white girl who says that she's korean is such a asiaboo. She also tries to speak japanese and wears kimonos.

asiaboo by FFFhellom8 June 3, 2018

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ASAB

Texting slang that means "as a bitch".

"I'm high asab"

Or
"I'm tired asab!!!!"

ASAB by xqueen February 19, 2017

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Asabi

Asabis are rare and beautiful humanoid creatures found mostly in Western Africa (though recent reports have indicated that some have been spotted throughout North America, Australasia and parts of the Caribbean).

Asabis vary in shape, size and flesh colour, and tend to be mostly female. It is unknown at this time if a male counterpart exists.

Asabis are very intelligent and creative and, can be very aggressive sexual partners. These creatures are also very playful and in most cases very loyal.

The Asabi licked the rim of her margarita glass and in a sultry voice said, "I like things salty."

Asabi by Oceans597 February 3, 2010

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asab

meaning "as a bitch" it's more exaggerated than "asf".

Rico: I got a new dog today *sends pic of the dog*
Willow: LMFAOOOOO WTFK YO DOG UGLY ASAB

asab by sickgirlkai November 28, 2021

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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