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Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery
after joining the military its a test you take to see what jobs you qualify for
sweet dude i passed the ASVAB
now i can be a cook!
ASVAB by laxmiddie10 October 6, 2008
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ASVAB Waiver 

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
ASVAB Waiver by NoMotards December 16, 2011
Related Words
ASVAB ASVAB Waiver asab AvaB asabea ashab Assabet Ashabi asiaboo Assable
Its a name given from a lineage...beautiful and well behaved ladies are called by this name...they have a good heart...they cares a lot and when they love, they love to the fullest.
Ashabi is a good girl...I love her so much
Ashabi by ashabi February 19, 2019
someone who is cringey as hell and obsessed with asian culture, specially east asian but sometimes southeast asian when they are not asian at all.
that white girl who says that she's korean is such a asiaboo. She also tries to speak japanese and wears kimonos.
asiaboo by FFFhellom8 June 3, 2018
Texting slang that means "as a bitch".
"I'm high asab"

Or
"I'm tired asab!!!!"
ASAB by xqueen February 19, 2017
Asabis are rare and beautiful humanoid creatures found mostly in Western Africa (though recent reports have indicated that some have been spotted throughout North America, Australasia and parts of the Caribbean).

Asabis vary in shape, size and flesh colour, and tend to be mostly female. It is unknown at this time if a male counterpart exists.

Asabis are very intelligent and creative and, can be very aggressive sexual partners. These creatures are also very playful and in most cases very loyal.
The Asabi licked the rim of her margarita glass and in a sultry voice said, "I like things salty."
Asabi by Oceans597 February 3, 2010
meaning "as a bitch" it's more exaggerated than "asf".
Rico: I got a new dog today *sends pic of the dog*
Willow: LMFAOOOOO WTFK YO DOG UGLY ASAB
asab by sickgirlkai November 28, 2021
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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