NoMotards's definitions

mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

ASVAB Waiver

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.

I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..

by NoMotards December 16, 2011