ass bastard
The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.
ass bastard by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008
Words you can keep
ass bastard
Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.
ass bastard by Dody Bush December 11, 2008
Ass-Bastard
I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.
So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?
Ass-Bastard by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008
Ass Bastard Fuck
An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.
Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.
Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.
Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
Ass Bastard Fuck by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004
jive ass bastard
Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?
Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.
jive ass bastard by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009
Prick Ass Bastard
A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
Prick Ass Bastard by pstage August 4, 2007
lame ass bastard
lame ass bastard by jimmy the pric May 21, 2005
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026