ASMRPA
Sometimes used to mean "ASMR Personal Attention" for the lazy cucks who can't be arsed to write two extra words.
ASMRPA by SammyBlueberry April 13, 2021
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ASMRgasm
An orgasmic sensation caused by a hairstylist/barber/etc giving you a haircut.
All that non-sensual hairplay can still be very sexual whether they want it to be or not.
Pronounced: az-mer-gaz-im
All that non-sensual hairplay can still be very sexual whether they want it to be or not.
Pronounced: az-mer-gaz-im
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ASMRPA • Asarpannguaq • asmopartner • ASMRAF sex • Asmrani • ASMRgasm • ASMR police • Asmr Darling • ASMR Harassment • Asmr phobia
asmopartner
asmopartner by roman <3 June 30, 2021
ASMRAF sex
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response As Fuck Sex: A superlative form of sexual intercourse that is available to a handful of exceptional human beings. Falls under the sub genre of erotic ASMR and evokes the feeling of being in another space-time dimension only accessible to you and your partner. It creates the feeling of just waking up next to a person who is whispering all these wonderful things in your ear.
ASMRAF sex by ForeverwithyouMB January 23, 2021
Asarpannguaq
His eyes are hypnotized and dark. Almost as black as his hair. His body resemble a statue. Shaped as if Michelangelo made it.
He rays of confidents. Even though he can seem cold intimidating when you first meet him. But he has a warm heart and is very caring when you get to know him.
He is strong. He push himself, works hard and pursue the things he wants but is very hard on himself. If he wants to do something he will do it. He knows his self worth.
He takes time to get to know. But if you are persistent and let him take his time he will slowing open his heart to you. Share his thoughts and feelings with you. Just know that it takes time for him to do.
He will inspire and encourage you to do your best. Always treat you right and with respect. And underneath the hard facade he is the most cute and loving person.
He show his love by giving you his time and company. He is the most trustworthy and loyal person. A good human being. If you give him your heart he will always take care of it and never betray you. With him you never have to settle for less than you deserve. He will make you feel understood, appreciated and never make me feel like you’re not enough. But if you hurt him deeply, he will cut you off without thinking twice.
His smile and laugh is the best. It can brighten up even the worst day. His touch is electric and his kisses too.
He rays of confidents. Even though he can seem cold intimidating when you first meet him. But he has a warm heart and is very caring when you get to know him.
He is strong. He push himself, works hard and pursue the things he wants but is very hard on himself. If he wants to do something he will do it. He knows his self worth.
He takes time to get to know. But if you are persistent and let him take his time he will slowing open his heart to you. Share his thoughts and feelings with you. Just know that it takes time for him to do.
He will inspire and encourage you to do your best. Always treat you right and with respect. And underneath the hard facade he is the most cute and loving person.
He show his love by giving you his time and company. He is the most trustworthy and loyal person. A good human being. If you give him your heart he will always take care of it and never betray you. With him you never have to settle for less than you deserve. He will make you feel understood, appreciated and never make me feel like you’re not enough. But if you hurt him deeply, he will cut you off without thinking twice.
His smile and laugh is the best. It can brighten up even the worst day. His touch is electric and his kisses too.
Asarpannguaq by your human November 22, 2021
Asmrani
A gentleman , who's unique . . Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt . He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever . He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you . And his the super hero every girl would love to have .
Asmrani is a kind and generous gentleman
Asmrani is a kind and generous gentleman
Asarpannguaq
His eyes are hypnotizing and dark. Almost as black as his hair. His body resemble a statue. Shaped as if Michelangelo made it.
He rays of confidents. Even though he can seem cold and intimidating when you first meet him. But he has a warm heart and is very caring when you get to know him.
He push himself to reach high places and be the best version of himself. He is strong. Pursue the things he wants. If he wants to do something he will do it. He works hard but is also very hard on himself.
He always appears strong. And a bit secretive. But if he trust you he will slowly open up to you. Just know that it takes time for him to do. That he takes time to get to know. But if you are persistent and let him take his time he will slowing open his heart to you. Share his thoughts and feelings with you. He will inspire and encourage you to do your best. Always treat you right and with respect.
He show his love by giving you his time and company. He is the most trustworthy and loyal person. A good human being. If you give him your heart he will always take care of it and never betray you. With him you never have to settle for less than you deserve. He will make you feel understood, appreciated and never make you feel like you’re not enough. But if you hurt him deeply, he will cut you off without thinking twice.
His smile and laugh is the best. It can brighten up even the worst day. His touch is electric and his kisses too.
He rays of confidents. Even though he can seem cold and intimidating when you first meet him. But he has a warm heart and is very caring when you get to know him.
He push himself to reach high places and be the best version of himself. He is strong. Pursue the things he wants. If he wants to do something he will do it. He works hard but is also very hard on himself.
He always appears strong. And a bit secretive. But if he trust you he will slowly open up to you. Just know that it takes time for him to do. That he takes time to get to know. But if you are persistent and let him take his time he will slowing open his heart to you. Share his thoughts and feelings with you. He will inspire and encourage you to do your best. Always treat you right and with respect.
He show his love by giving you his time and company. He is the most trustworthy and loyal person. A good human being. If you give him your heart he will always take care of it and never betray you. With him you never have to settle for less than you deserve. He will make you feel understood, appreciated and never make you feel like you’re not enough. But if you hurt him deeply, he will cut you off without thinking twice.
His smile and laugh is the best. It can brighten up even the worst day. His touch is electric and his kisses too.
Asarpannguaq by your human November 24, 2021
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