ASAPed

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the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you

little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!

ASAPed by 七 October 16, 2009

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asspedo

A fart assisted turd

That asspedo came out with such force I think it knocked a hole in the porcelain

asspedo by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

Related Words

ASAPed • ASAPenis • asaperooniedoonie • asspedo • ASAP'er • Asa Peters • ass peddler

ASAPenis

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

ASAPenis by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

asaperooniedoonie

As soon as possible

Lets go on a trip asaperooniedoonie

asaperooniedoonie by someguy101777 November 17, 2011

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026