ASAPed 

the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you

little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!

ASAPed by 七 October 16, 2009

asspedo 

A fart assisted turd

That asspedo came out with such force I think it knocked a hole in the porcelain

asspedo by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

ASAPenis 

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

ASAPenis by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

asaperooniedoonie 

As soon as possible

Lets go on a trip asaperooniedoonie

asaperooniedoonie by someguy101777 November 17, 2011