Someone highly skilled in destroying would be trolls, usually by way of counter-trolling them so well that they become self-raged and eat a rainbow taco.
Notable AtTROLLneys@LawL include Section9's Cyborg,
Joe Rogan and
Henry Rollins; all of whom have passed the bar exam on being an Attrollney and angering wouldbe
hecklers.
TROLL: HEY GUYS UMAD?
Attrllny Cyris Borgums: OBJECTION!! Prosecution is fat and currently using
McDonald's WiFi while being such a porky cow; thus his testimony is food-based and his accusations of mad stem from his high blood pressure. I move to a motion of lol@fattie and to have his statement stricken from the records.
TROLL: WTF U PHAG IMNOT FAT STFU
Attrllny Cyris Borgums: Yes, you are
you look like yous swallowed a
hot air balloon. The Defense rests, you tubby bitsh.
Observer: Thank god we hired Cyrus Borgums, Attrollney@lawl .