AOL Wife

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An otherwise non technically savvy wife who makes attempts to use internet language and words from urban dictionary but consistenly makes errors in the spelling or usage and ends up making a fool of herself.

Husband: Hey darling, how's it going?

Wife: LOL, I'm srsly going up the duff on this laundry and I've m'bah dinner for you.

Husband: Ah, my AOL wife strikes again!

AOL Wife by Tina123456 January 17, 2008

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AOLwife

An otherwise non technically savvy wife who makes attempts to use internet lingo and words from urban dictionary but who generally makes errors in the terms, spelling or usuage and ends up making a fool of herself.

Husband: Hey darling, how's it going?

Wife: LOL, I'm srsly going up the duff on this laundry and I've m'bah dinner for you.

Husband: Ah, my AOLwife strikes again!

AOLwife by Tina12345 January 9, 2009

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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