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Someone who is so absolutely sexy and hot. You can’t resist when he walks by, and he literally makes people fall to their knees with arousal. Everyone simps for him, and he will forever be a god in our eyes. Pray to our lord, An To, and praise his name. We love anyone whose an An To
I just walked past An To, and now I can’t focus. He is such a sexy human.
An To by mrsplatosucks April 26, 2022
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stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.
GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

That's An Insult To The PEZ Community

A statement you say out of pure anger after two fat dudes working a pawn shop only offer you $1,000 for your $2,500 PEZ collection.
"I can't believe one of them guys offered me a thousand dollars for fucking 50 pieces of PEZ, that's an insult to the PEZ community. I can't believe it; that's why they're chooches."

Like shit to an Army blanket 

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

means to an end 

When you do something as a step to achieve a greater purpose
Manny: All that yesterday with the cat was a means to an end for the cat
means to an end by Ma22y December 30, 2017

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL