ALTIS 

"At least there is a shit"

When you are after something that you really wanted but instead you get the cheap or crappy version of it and not really pleased by it.

"I'm sorry dude.I couldn't find the original version of that figure that you wanted."

"It's ok ALTIS."

ALTIS by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

altis life

Altis Life is a cringe RP game mode on Arma 3 that fat kids play when they want to be a squeaky police officer and are insecure about their current state IRL.

I play Altis Life because I have no IRL friends and think being good a video game makes me cool

altis life by Jay Feare September 3, 2017

asylum altis life 

The best Arma 3 role play server to exist. Olympus looks like dog water compared to this server. Miss the OG stratis days. Jeep Jeep

Damn I wish I was fighting cartels on asylum altis life right now!

asylum altis life by Skimancole April 8, 2021

alisia

Alisia is usually slim thick and has a big heart. If you ever meet an alisia you will fall in love instantly. she knows many people but still has a small and tight friend group. once you have her it’s guaranteed you will last awhile . she’s absolutely gorgeous and lights up the room when she walks in. she’s very sensitive but can also be a bîtch when needed.

is that’s alisia?

yes isn’t she gorgeous?

oh heck yeah she is

alisia by hi12374737 April 15, 2020

Alisa 

One of the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet in your whole life. She's the kind of girl that deserves unconditional love because she's worth it. Shes loyal, sweet, and has a childish sense of humor that you can't help but adore. Once you fall for her, there isn't a way back up because Alisa has a way of making you love her more and more every day. There's never a dull moment with this girl who is beautiful inside and out.

Me: Damn! Is that Alisa?
My Bf: Oh fucc yeah! Did she glo- up or sum?
Me: *shocked by Alisa's radiant beauty*
Me: Don't do it-
My Bf: Imma do it
Me: *sighs*
My Bf: Im breaking up wit u shes mine now

Alisa by yeET_1227 October 1, 2019

alaisa 

beautiful..she is a girl who never wants to lose her heart is soft as a rose..her friendship will be with honesty and trust she will never breaks anyone's heart she has faced many problems in her life she is a true lover..

her name is alaisa

alaisa by alinsiwi April 22, 2016

Alisa Marshal 

Alisa Marshal is the epitome of sexiness. She exudes confidence and sex appeal with her toned physique, smoldering eyes, and radiant smile. Her beauty is undeniable, and her curves are to die for. Her captivating presence is magnetic, and her presence in any room will always lure the attention of anyone nearby. Her wardrobe is always on point, and her fashion sense is impeccable. She knows how to dress to impress, and her style is always unique and stylish. She has an aura of mystery that entices and seduces all who cross her path. Alisa Marshal is sexy as fuck, and she knows it.

Person 1: "Damn, did you see that girl? She is sexy as fuck!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I know! She is a total Alisa Marshal."

Alisa Marshal by PapasitoKen May 17, 2023