Acronym for Alternative Legal Services Provider. That is: what lawyers who are less stuffy, gridded and dull than white-knuckle lawyers do. They are usually a little to a lot geeky-freeky.
The town of Alpena, Michigan is often referred to as Al's Penis. It is full of rednecks and polocks. Mullets and mustaches are not exclusive to men, and can most likely be seen on the women shopping/working at Walmart. The poor people buy Natty Light and the more wealthy folk can afford Busch Light. Activities in this town include drinking while:
- at bonfires
- hunting
- at work
- eating
- hanging out with friends
- fishing
- going to class
- doing yard work
- watching the high school football game - golfing
- shopping at Walmart
- sleeping?
There really isn't a situation where it is not appropriate to drink in this town. The woods is always within close proximity and the cops aren't very fast, making running from the cops while at a huge party a past time for kids of all ages.
Person 1: If you had to describe the entire town of Alspenis in one object what would it be?
Alspedy is a word that describes someone who is foolish and makes a lot of mistakes. The word comes from a misheard word from the song parody, "Isko Moreno vs Alfredi". Nobody really knows who Alfredi is, but it is speculated to be a king. The word's definition comes from the "spedy" part of it. Check out what sped means yourself. But by combining these two, you get alspedy.