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Anti-Hookup Device. The friend one brings along to make sure they don't hook up with someone they know they don't want to, but probably would anyway.

This is the true reason for the wingman.
Hey, I need you to come with me tonight and be my AHD. John is going to be there.
AHD by b0r3d0m August 7, 2006
A chicken can't cook its own egg
Ahd is a dumb binch because a chicken can't cook its own egg.
Ahd by Rattyjr October 17, 2019
1. AHD is an acronym for Awkwardly Hiding Drinks or Awkwardly Hide Drinks. It refers to the act of hiding your alcoholic beverage whilst someone is picture taking at a party. This is a typical occurrence especially among high school students and young professionals who do not want their teachers/parents/college admissions board/boss/potential boss to see the photos.

2. Can also be said as a command as in Awkwardly Hide your Drinks
1. Jenny: Why is Paul standing like that?
David: AHD.

2. Cathy (takes out camera at party): Everybody AHD!
AHD by tittywink April 20, 2009
your ahd as fuck.
Ahd by Urban——Dictionary___ October 29, 2023

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) 

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) 

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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