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Away from keyboard - still listening.

With wireless headphones, when you are in a remote meeting you can mute and walk away to take care of any personal needs. Or you might just be in the next room but you have the audio being played through speakers loud enough to hear. So not only are you away from your keyboard but you are also still listen.

AFKSL - Away from Keyboard, still listening.
AFKSL
AFKSL by SquishyFingers March 5, 2021
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Hitting yourself in the shoulder with the hand on the same side. Used to signify that an awkward moment has just occurred. Generally, if surrounded by other cool people, they will begin to awkslap too in recognition of the awkward moment.

It is used worldwide.
"Hey did you just see that really fat chick run by in a two-piece?"
"ewwww"
"yeah dude, awkslap so hardddd"

-everyone awkslaps-
awkslap by mkn888 September 2, 2011
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The act of not having a social life.
"hi, how are yo...."

"nope"

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'Away from keyboard, on loo'. Shortcut used in chats as variation of afk (=Away from keyboard) which mark the user as been away. Mostly used by germans, 'klo' is german for 'loo'.
I am afklo
afklo by Wuk November 13, 2003

Afkaladar 

Someone who is constantly AFK and does not give a reason as to why.
Kerima is always afkaladar.
Afkaladar by Daegorn July 20, 2008
people who are obsessed with ankels.
basically an ankle fetish.
Daniel:so what turns you on?
Elena:ANKLES!!
Elena:I love ankles!!
Daniel:wtf? y
Elena:idk i wanna have sex with it tho Xd
Daniel:fukin ankslut
Elena:haha yea i know =]
ankslut by danielrivera September 7, 2007
Away From KeyboardS
we have a few afks! Its so annoying!
afks by dotcow August 23, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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