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Away from keyboard - but still listening.

With wireless headphones you can mute and walk away to take care of any personal needs. Not only are you away from your keyboard but you are also still listen.

Note that you can still just use AFK and eaves drop on others or let them know by using AFKBSL that you can hear everything they say.
AFKBSL - Away from Keyboard, but still listening.
AFKBSL by Foto_Fletch February 8, 2021
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Away from keyboard - still listening.

With wireless headphones, when you are in a remote meeting you can mute and walk away to take care of any personal needs. Or you might just be in the next room but you have the audio being played through speakers loud enough to hear. So not only are you away from your keyboard but you are also still listen.

AFKSL - Away from Keyboard, still listening.
AFKSL
AFKSL by SquishyFingers March 5, 2021
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