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fucking autism but a nicer way of saying it :)
i have severe acusticism
acustic by epic slav man 21 May 25, 2018
Irish for 'darling'. Usually used in older books.
Man: Come here, acushla.
acushla by Roxan Holmes March 26, 2012

Acushnet 

Acushnet is an extremely small town outside the city of New Bedford. Most people that live here are extremely rich, especially if you live in one of those crazy nice subdivisions like Portugee Ville, Apple Blossom Estates, Gabriel Farm Estates, Reservoir Estates, or Golf View Drive, where every house is basically a mansion and everyone has perfect grass. Now if your not part of a cool subdivision then you probably just live on a random mansion on a side street (or a trailer home tucked behind a farm). In Acushnet, basically every 16 year old has their parents buy them an extremely nice first car, like a BMW, Mercedes, Infinity, or a Cadillac. Also almost every single cop is as asshole, and loves pulling these kids over. You know not to speed on Main Street, do donuts at the Highlander, or race down Lake Street. Everyone here is white, unlike New Bedford which is only a mile away. Yet the white people in Acushnet have probably consumed more alcohol and smoked, snorted, or injected more drugs then Ozzy Osbourne. The kids in Acushnet also love throwing “bangas” at their mansions where every gets drunk, has a ton of sex, and takes millions of myspace pictures. The drama is unreal. Acushnet people also have lower car insurance, can choose what school they want to go to, and all know that “the whip” or “the creamery” is the place to be on those hot summer days. Some main hobbies of Acushnet kids are to go cow tipping at one of the 3245 farms, smoke a blunt and run through a farm, or ride their quad…. Acushnet is basically the Laguna Beach of Massachusetts.
That kid goes to New Bedford High, but he lives in acushnet.. he must be rich.
Acushnet by Mr. Costaa June 21, 2007

acustism 

autism, but its acustic... like the guitar.
my guy over here has serious acustism
acustism by CORNDAWG .com May 28, 2021

Acustic Monkey 

A person who is extremely autistic.
Things autistic monkeys say:

“I’m only into thiccies”
“Boy I’m in pursuit”
Things they do:

Burn a mechanical pencil shut.
Watch overwatch hentai in class.
Getting a 27 on a physics exam.
Giving out someone else’s food that they stole.
Doing nothing in physics class all year.
James is such an acustic monkey
Acustic Monkey by Teelawl August 4, 2018

acuspideress 

Women that post hot pictures of themselves on MySpace or Facebook in order to lure men into a relationship to stick needles in them.

Did you see those hot pictures of Kim?
Dude, stay away from her, did you notice her occupation as Acupuncurist?
Ya, so what?
She's an acuspideress!
Wow, thanks... I hate needles!
acuspideress by FrostyMaine October 19, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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