acustic 

fucking autism but a nicer way of saying it :)

i have severe acusticism

acustic by epic slav man 21 May 25, 2018

Acustic 

A way of saying autistic or calling someone autistic but without the guilt of being rude

Jeffrey: "Bro you like *insert tv show*? That's acustic!"
Adam: "You know I actually have autism right?"

Acustic by -+Ghostboo+- February 13, 2024

Acustic Monkey 

A person who is extremely autistic.
Things autistic monkeys say:

“I’m only into thiccies”
“Boy I’m in pursuit”
Things they do:

Burn a mechanical pencil shut.
Watch overwatch hentai in class.
Getting a 27 on a physics exam.
Giving out someone else’s food that they stole.
Doing nothing in physics class all year.

James is such an acustic monkey

Acustic Monkey by Teelawl August 4, 2018

Acustic child 

Acuastic child is defined as someone who has mastered all of acuastic instruments.

Example of an acustic child is. Beethoven was an excellent musician. But he was not an acuastic child

Acustic child by TrueMeanings.com.uk April 26, 2017

(acoustic version) 

Absolute soul-wrenching heartbreak from which there is no recovery.

All aboard the lolnope train to fuckthatville (acoustic version).

(acoustic version) by lavie-boheme September 28, 2012

Acousticophilia 

Acousticophilia is defined as being sexually aroused by any auditory stimulus (including music, songs, poetry, verbal abuse, speaking in a particular foreign language, screaming, panting, moaning, groaning, and heavy breathing). The key to defining it as acousticophilia appears to be that the stimulus itself is not necessarily sexualized.

Willow found that when they were masturbating, playing the sound of someone laughing always made them orgasm. They found the same with certain key changes in music, harmonies, specific YouTube videos and bird calls. Willow has acousticophilia.

Acousticophilia by dapperchapper July 21, 2017

Douchebag Acoustic 

The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)

Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.

Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends

Douchebag Acoustic by Boureö August 30, 2010