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ABnoxious
ABnoxious by 1987Exoticness January 12, 2013
Obnoxious
(adj) means annoying in a particularly vulgar and cheeky way. To be rude, insulting, and offensive. It is often used to refer to something intentionally oversized or intentionally offensively loud. Bragging is considered obnoxious, as is intentionally disregarding a rule. Showing off your disregard for a rule or order. Being blatantly disrespectful of social norms and those who would enforce them.
loud obnoxious motherfuckers
loud obnoxious motherfuckers by Person (: September 5, 2010
Obnoxious
People who are overly loud, sometimes offensive, & almost always irritating; will give you the compulsion to tear your own ears off to shove them down their throat.
Obnoxious by CheriBlack June 4, 2015
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