ABSGS

Alvin Björn Sommar Gunnarsson Syndrome a mental disorder that so far only has been observed in the Gunnarsson family from Alingsås, Sweden.

This motherfucker has ABSGS!

ABSGS by Zoinked19 November 9, 2020

absoserious 

I am Absolutely Serious, but shorter. We all like short words, when we want to be cute.

Benny: Are you sure that you want to break my heart?!

Joon: I am abso serious!

absoserious by Doug Chapin June 13, 2005

Absis 

Absis is awesome, but Absis also smells. sometimes he smells like flowers and sometimes he smells like eggs. but besides his smell he is a good funny loving friend.

Person: Absis you stink, take a shower.

Absis: WDYM I STINK?! I SMELL GOOD.

Absis by apersonhi April 1, 2021

Abgsexual 

When a person is only attracted to ABGs (Aznbbygirls). These girls are Asian, high maintenance, materialistic, is usually in a sorority, has a flower tattoo somewhere on her body, fake lashes, makeup, has her hair dyed in various colors of the rainbow, and would most likely say yes to a shot of Henny.

Bro, I just found out I’m abgsexual

Abgsexual by Hellohoang October 11, 2018

Absosmurfly 

Better than absolutely.

The Smurfs (1958) used the word 'smurf' to replace (and improve) many words. 'Smurf' can replace any noun or verb and make it better.

Guy 1: This girl I'm dating is absosmurfly incredible.
Guy 2: Absosmurfly?
Guy 1: yeah man, BETTER than absolutely

Absosmurfly by LesSchtroumpfs October 12, 2010

absession

The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)

mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!

absession by aboood January 22, 2010

absosmashing 

Combination of absolutely smashing.

Bob: I am finally getting my manuscript published.

Taryn: That is absosmashing!! I am sooo proud of you!!

absosmashing by Angelis Steele January 21, 2009