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The sort of fart you would hope someone to talk after
affcot by James Hynes April 29, 2003
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ABFFC • abfuck • abfc • ABFF • AFFC • affcot • The ATFFC
Acronym for "A Feast for Crows," the fourth book in George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" series (ASOIAF), a series that owns more than anything in the history of the multiverse has ever owned.
OMFG when the FUCK does AFFC come out?
AFFC by goober June 9, 2004
The Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club is a club for those who enjoy the finer things in life, and on the weekend a nice dildo in them. Currently the club's exclusive members are; "Barry the Baptist" aka "The Robot" aka "me"; "The Turtle Licker" aka "Rich"; "The Sperious One" aka "Ad". For a new member's pack or any other information please e-mail me asap.
"dem ATFFC bithches be badass f'shaw"
The ATFFC by Barry the Baptist March 20, 2005
When a guy places his cock in the center of another guys well defined abs and thrusts up and down, similar to titfucking, only in this case, a set of 6 or 8 pack abs.
I straddled Ryan while he lay on his back and abfucked him for a bit, those tight abs of his felt amazing.
abfuck by Ripped Jeans March 13, 2011
Acronym for "Asshole Best Friend Forever".

A variation of a friend that sends abusive text messages, incessantly taunts, and acts like an all around douche to another friend, all in good fun.
(Text Received from ABFF) Hey bitch! Why don't you grab your knotted dick and feed it to your master, you grobsmacking, douchehuffing, butt battering, clit punching cock champion? Lunch in a little bit?
ABFF by The ABFF September 8, 2011
People who enter their name in urbandictonary.com and post the text in their story.
That is very abfuck
ABFUCK by Deine Muddha November 21, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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