Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

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Mubareka a.k.a Plum a.k.a MuBLuB a.k.a 2 M0nths a.k.a Mubraa a.k.a Mubarc0de

The sexiest sexaphone the world has ever laid eyes on. A charming personality never to be forgotten. Comes along with the words tasneem and sexy ..obviously has a great sense of humour..too cute for words.. (really bigging herself up ryt now lol)

Mubareka..!! You are too sexy!

Mubareka a.k.a Plum a.k.a MuBLuB a.k.a 2 M0nths a.k.a Mubraa a.k.a Mubarc0de by mubareka April 9, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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