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A.S.S. OR ass

Attention Seeking Sad - some one who has a sad just for the attention that it would create
ben had an ASS at rotto. he just wanted the attention
A.S.S. OR ass by trent collins July 29, 2003

tits or ass 

person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."
tits or ass by nikchaing January 11, 2008

butt pee or ass piss 

Diarrhea that is so water-like, it feels as if you are pissing out your asshole.
Damn, I had those 12 Chalupas, now I have a bad case of butt pee or ass piss.
butt pee or ass piss by Big-Z™ October 20, 2005

Cash or ass 

Cash or ass - definition - when you loan a couple hundred bucks to a great friend and she avoids paying you back, but wants her car worked on.

Cash or ass and we are squared up
Friend 1 - man what happened to alissa?
Me - idk bro why?
Friend 1 - isn't that her over there?
Me - hell yeah she owes me cash or ass!

Friend 1 - what? Lol
Me - she owes me two hundred bones

Friend 1- oh, cash or ass, I see
Cash or ass by Ben Franklin 💯 August 30, 2017

Gas, grass, or ass 

The holy trinity when it comes to the payment for getting a ride from someone

Gas - the first way of payment for a ride
Grass - The payment when someone doesn't have cash and is a guy but have weed
Ass - the way born females pay a guy bc they don't have cash or grass
And no one rides for free
Gas, grass, or ass the way to pay someone for a ride but usually gas is first used as payment but females usually pay with da ass, grass is the payment when someone doesn't have gas money , and ass is only used when born females don't have gas money or grass

Gas or Ass 

Said to hitchhikers: literally meaning pay for gasoline or give a sexual favour.
Baby, gas or ass. Pick one, or get out.
Gas or Ass by BAcINBLACK February 7, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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