A-shaft

1. when something exceedingly bad or negative happens to you, you respond by exclaiming "A-shaft!"

2. when you are forced into doing something you do not want to do, similar to forcedown

joe: i just got a 30% on my final, a car ran over my bike and my mother and two sister's are in the hospital.
bob: A-shaft! (or "that's an A-shaft")

by jake goldstein March 27, 2007

A-Shaft

When you get screwed over, often by someone who's name begins with the letter "A". normally said when the screwing over happens to you, but if it happens to a friend it is permissable to say as well

1)Bill: ya josh got dumped the other day
Jack: A-Shaft!

2)ya he stole my seat the other day in carpool, it was a major A-Shaft. and it was after i called shotgun too!

by Aryeh Cohen March 25, 2007

a-shaft

Somethimg very very very bad

1)When you are taking a nice hot shower and out of nowhere the water turns to cold, respond by screaming "A-Shaft!"
2)Nuclear Bomb
3)Talking to Yoni
4)When Peter gives you the wrong answer

by Larry T May 17, 2007

bust a shaft

To shoot an arrow.

Don't mess with Legolas. He'll bust a shaft in yo' ass.

by Miryam Websta March 26, 2009

shaft-a-holic

one who loves the shaft, or anything resembling a shaft

betty: damn girl, look at that shit over there. Suzy: fuck girl, you're a shaft-a-holic

by mrk3 March 8, 2012

A.T. Shaft

When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff

You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.

Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks

Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.

Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?

by Thewhiffer February 26, 2011

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005