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a guy that eats, shoots and leaves!
a panda by foddr April 23, 2003
Words you can keep
a guy that doesnt know when his sexual advances are not wanted.

From the South Park Character "Sexual Harrasment Panda"
"Settle down Panda, Stop trying to grab my tits!"
a panda by DKing November 18, 2003
When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda
I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM
A Panda by Toe Man May 3, 2007

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.
Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

Pull a Panda 

When you fall from a short distance and still break your legs.
Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.

Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.
Pull a Panda by Hernicus December 19, 2021

raped by a panda 

the new pharse for jumped the shark since that pharse has itself jumped the shark
(named after a moment in the Simpsons episode "Homer vs Dignity" where Homer is raped by a panda which sparked the begining of the end of the show)
wow after season 5 the Sopranos got raped by a panda

I'm a panda

What happens when you sit in the sun watching a football game with your sunglasses on and you burn your face except for the part where you sunglasses were.
Rich came into work and im'd me and the first thing he said was "i'm a panda"
I'm a panda by Pdog January 27, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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