a panda

a guy that eats, shoots and leaves!

by foddr April 23, 2003

a panda

a guy that doesnt know when his sexual advances are not wanted.

From the South Park Character "Sexual Harrasment Panda"

"Settle down Panda, Stop trying to grab my tits!"

by DKing November 18, 2003

A Panda

When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda

I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM

by Toe Man May 3, 2007

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023

Pull a Panda

When you fall from a short distance and still break your legs.

Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.

Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.

by Hernicus December 19, 2021

raped by a panda

the new pharse for jumped the shark since that pharse has itself jumped the shark
(named after a moment in the Simpsons episode "Homer vs Dignity" where Homer is raped by a panda which sparked the begining of the end of the show)

wow after season 5 the Sopranos got raped by a panda

by Jrue Starkiller-Esquire January 23, 2009

I'm a panda

What happens when you sit in the sun watching a football game with your sunglasses on and you burn your face except for the part where you sunglasses were.

Rich came into work and im'd me and the first thing he said was "i'm a panda"

by Pdog January 27, 2005