3 definitions by Hernicus

Pull a Panda

When you fall from a short distance and still break your legs.

Yo what happened?
I pulled a panda man. I’m in a wheelchair now.

Hey can you not pull a panda? We need to get going.

by Hernicus December 19, 2021

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022

When your ADHD is so bad you can never focus on anything for more than a second.

Yo James where’d you go? -oh I was just pulling a skeefix

Hey James wtf I thought you had my back! -oops pulled a skeefix and had to go pee

by Hernicus October 18, 2021