excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a
loaf, dropping a load, taking a shit, doing a
george, grunting a growler, saluting the throne, taking a
dump.
As
Sammy realized that his whole life was
coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a
tail.