A Jack
A Jack by Mario's_Kingdom November 26, 2018
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A Jack
Cheats on women and lies to every single one of them. Pretty much lives up to straight J guy names being assholes!
A Jack by HeyDanisaurus May 31, 2020
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A jack dane
Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao
A jack dane by Gay lord69 November 27, 2020
A Jack Epstein
an attempt at committing suicide by jumping off one's mom's balcony, but failing miserably and going on a homosexual oddysey in which one finds oneself and dates falon lewis. He hurts himself really badly.
dude! I had a bad bad day at school so i went home and pulled a jack epstein. it hurt soooooo much!!!!!
dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.
They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.
dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.
They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.
A Jack Epstein by sean "dickinass"wallace February 21, 2009
A Jack Mclean
A Jack Mclean by TMYVP June 20, 2019
a jack barnard
When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
a jack barnard by Rhoddy February 23, 2020
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