a goober 

tall cute italian who likes to think that he is semi-fluent in spanish and, at times, uses it in a "ghetto" dialect. goobers are notorious for their need to be taken care of by their swipers. Many are known to be execssive movie "buffs" and are, suprisingly, romantics at heart.

Did that dude really just hit that tree?....yah, he's definitely a goober. I sure hope he has a swiper to take care of him!

a goober by DaSwiper January 16, 2011

Deadass a whole goober 

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

Deadass a whole goober by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022

Cheefing a goofer 

The act of smoking a joint.

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."

Cheefing a goofer by fuckdude March 9, 2009

gooder than a mug 

something really good

This food is gooder than a mug!

gooder than a mug by chickennug90 October 24, 2017

gooder den a bitch 

When somethings gooder den a bitch

Wow charlie that pop tart was really gooder den a bitch

gooder den a bitch by Kw585 January 28, 2017

gooder than a bitch 

something that's gooder than a fucking bitch. think of the term "bitchin'" and its better than that.

jem: wow! this chipotle is so good!
Shriya: yuh, this shit's gooder than a bitch

gooder than a bitch by alienlorde April 28, 2021