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When a man is under another man by both 1) sucking the man's penis from underneath the gooch and 2) having anal sex with the SAME man at the same time, in essence having a man wearing the other man like a diaper.

Last night, Tom and I were incredibly wasted, so I ended up wearing his ass like a diaper.

a diaper by Aaron Wheeler August 16, 2006

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need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

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couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

couldn't catch shit in a diaper by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

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parked on a diaper

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

parked on a diaper by Mordred March 17, 2005

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A Diaperbreath

A pedophile who solicits sexual favors from minors. Usually hanging around schools and/playgrounds, offering drugs, alcohol, etc.

The 14 year old got scared and ran when a Diaperbreath tried to offer her weed for sex.

A Diaperbreath by TheCrookedMan July 9, 2018

A diaperbreath

New York Slang for a pedophile.

The 10 year old ran when a Diaperbreath tried to offer her drugs for sexual favors.

A diaperbreath by TheCrookedMan July 9, 2018

A Draper

A short lie down, legs in the air. Often accompanied by a ‘Mickey Mussels’

I’m going for A Draper

A Draper by anonymous August 31, 2022

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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