A cracker
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a cracker beatdown
noun,:the process of a white person getting beaten up and shanked(stabbed) by a group of african- american males
my friend is now racially insentitive toward black people because he got a cracker beatdown by some thugs in his neighborhood.
a cracker beatdown by luke finn March 4, 2010
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christ on a cracker
when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead
gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
christ on a cracker by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019
Spread him on a cracker
A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.
Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
Spread him on a cracker by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011
Cum on a cracker
Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
Cum on a cracker by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
Christ on a Cracker
Christ on a Cracker by michellezilla August 17, 2020
crap on a cracker
crap on a cracker by RandyBaby June 27, 2008
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