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Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday 

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun
“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

Tallman on a Tuesday 

Man that mother fucker was so messed up he looked like tallman on a tuesday..
Tallman on a Tuesday by musubiz June 25, 2010

fuckass shithead fucker on a tuesday 

Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday

Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday 

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown
You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.

ass on a tuesday 

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.
God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.
ass on a tuesday by BB October 21, 2004

I was Born on a Tuesday 

A phrase used to announce the person talking is about to go way beyond oversharing, normally used to a sign to the person listening to tell the talker to shut up!
(other days are also valid, but Tuesday is the most likely to be used)
"I can't believe we're going to see my sister that lives in another town ... she got married two years ago and now she's having a baby .... I'm really looking forward to see my nephew ... I was Born on a Tuesday ....:
"dude, buddy! why you're talking to me like I had a stroke?"
I was Born on a Tuesday by Pistis September 4, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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