A SHERK
A SHERK by neiliotothehillio May 24, 2009
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raped by a shark
a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009
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I'm a Shark!
The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"
This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
I'm a Shark! by kelderoth April 2, 2007
like a shark
Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.
Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.
Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.
like a shark by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007
Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark
The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.
Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.
Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010
Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him
Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'
Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008
Tank a shark
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'
"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."
"can i tank a shark?"
"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."
"can i tank a shark?"
Tank a shark by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
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