A SHERK 

A Sherk.......

Someone (probably a man ) who has the fucking asshole!

AS in A SHERK

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SWAMP

A SHERK by neiliotothehillio May 24, 2009

raped by a shark 

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009

I'm a Shark! 

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.

Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"

I'm a Shark! by kelderoth April 2, 2007

like a shark 

Possessing Awesome Power, Speed, Skilled Precision, Quick Wit, and/or Cunning.

Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.

Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.

like a shark by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.

Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him 

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

Tank a shark 

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.

"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"

Tank a shark by use your shark name. February 3, 2010