A Rowland 

Rowing on land or being so terrible at something for example your job, video games, driving. This could also be used as a term to use when you don't want to use someone's real name since they are not deserving of it.

My friend's a Rowland. He thinks he is a hero but really he is pathetic

A Rowland by LukIamyourfather February 4, 2024

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta 

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

Look like a Roland 

If a guy wears a withe Shirt, he looks like a Roland.

Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!

Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.

Look like a Roland by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

Pulling a Rolando 

When you take your friend to the bar then dump them to talk to a short guy and have you entertaining weirdos who claim they are Lady Gaga or any one who is famous at the time.

Dude let’s go to the bar. No so you can keep pulling a Rolando on me?

Pulling a Rolando by The other Karen February 22, 2020

Pulling a Rolando 

Although consistent, you suck at what you do. You have made several decisions that have lead to your demise. You are in the hole so bad there is no coming back. The more you try, the worse it gets.

Every time Ben Stiller tried to impress Robert Deniro in Meet the Parents he just ended up pulling a Rolando

Pulling a Rolando by Rex Education November 9, 2011